Saturday, April 24, 2010

Mushrooms!


Georgia doesn't like mushrooms. It's not necessarily that she doesn't like the taste of mushrooms, or the physical appearance of mushrooms. She just doesn't like them on a personal level. She sometimes claims it has something to do with the texture, but we all know the truth. It's as though mushrooms made fun of her in High School, or got promoted over her when she obviously deserved it.

For example, if mushrooms are in a dish, but don't make their presence known, Georgia will consume it. This is analogous to Georgia being fine going to the same dinner party as her High School rival as long as that snotty bitch doesn't make eye contact or get too close.

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